"I like this certain someone, she has treated me very well."

But recently, someone tagged me to do such a quiz. Trapped by the social etiquette surrounding typical youths, I am obliged to answer all of the questions posted to me like an interrogated innocent wrongly accused of raping Jay Chou.

Would you shave your head if a family member asked you to because they had cancer?

If shaving my head causes the cancer cells to die in ANOTHER PERSON'S body, yes. It may happen, actually. While I am shaving my head, hair falls of my head, it then drops into the other persons mouth and the hair's sharpness will poke the cancer cells till they die.

If the abovementioned will not happen, no, I will not shave my head.

And if I am going to the army and have to shave my head and somehow one of my family members have cancer, I will place the family member beside me just in case my theory works.

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?

I will tell the doctor that I am a male. The scrotum might be able to hold a baby, but then again, the baby will grow to a size bigger than my scrotum can hold. OUCH. That would be damn painful. Almost like the recent news on the woman who held on to her baby in her womb for 60 years! Here is the link: Link1

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?

Yes. I was playing soccer, and this guy tackled me violently from my back. To make it worse, he didnt even get the ball! He simply kicked me and I fell forward and bruised my whole knee. But he gave me a helping hand and apologised.

Oh wait, you mean, "hurt you" in the emotinal way? LOL :D

Are you good at hiding your feelings?

NO!!!! Why must she do this to me! Never in my life has anyone treated me properly. My parents always slap my face. My girlfriend recently dumped me. I recently dumped my other girlfriend. And nobody in school likes me! I just feel like there is no one where I can express my feelings to. Why isnt there someone for me to spread my sadness to? Am I really that ugly? Do I look like Jay Chou in the first place?

Are you wasting your time on someone?

No, I am not. But wasting my time answering your questions.

Last thing that made you cry:

Onions.

The onion molecules that is displaced from the onion went into my eyes and made me cry so badly.


Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?

NO, marriage is something I would try to delay. This is because marriage brings a liability into my life. Females are a weird species. It may take a full bachelor's degree to fully understand them. In fact, why they have menstruation is not fully understand yet. Scientists are debating on whether is is because of internal occurence or whether its just physical bleeding due to the tightness of Whisper Ultra(s).

How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?

423.

How often do you think about suicide?

Everyday when I wake up and till I fall asleep.

Do you have a secret crush on someone?

Your mother.


What is the worst thing a person could do to you and still be forgiven?

If a girl who is damn pretty and cute rape me, that would be the worse thing that could happen to me, but still, she would be forgiven.

You're dying in 10 seconds, what are your last words to your best friend?

"I am going to die in ten seconds, I actually know that I am going to die in ten seconds, like how the heck do I even know about that? Maybe someone whispered to me that I am going to die in ten seconds."

...to your worst enemy?

"Did you just stabbed me from behind using a very sharp knife, causing me to die in ten seconds?"

Has a song ever made you cry?

Umbrella by Rihanna. It sucks so bad that I wanted to cry because I am forced to listen to that almost everywhere I go to!

A book ever made you cry?

Twilight made my cry, nah just kidding. I have never read the book. Not even the blurb. Not even the title that states that it is "Twilight". Not even the authors name.

Tell It All Survey

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?

I think that piercing your lips is like killing your own parents. Imagine your parents are your lips and you take a sharp object and poke that through your parents. Both are disgusting. As in, the occurence, not the parents.

Does a kiss make you feel better?

That is exactly the same as asking: Does a girl directly in front of you smearing saliva all over your non-pimpled face using her lips and tongue, especially when you have to wipe all of that off using your own hands, for which, her saliva will be on your hands AND your face, make you feel better? NO!

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?

No, I only start the water when I am outside the shower walking into the bathroom, fifty metres away from the bathroom. I will call my brother to turn on the tap so when I reach the bathroom, I can be sure that water is, in fact, without a doubt, without any hesitance, with maximum blessings from God, pouring out of the shower head.

Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?

I have NEVER brushed my teeth before. I like the feeling of plaque sticking on your teeth. I usually use my long fingernails to scrub and rub the plague off my teeth and I will use my tongue to lick the plaque that sticks in my fingernails and eat it. It really taste good! There was this time when I ate Cheese Prata, after a few hours after the meal, I felt hungry, so I scrub my teeth for some plaque and eat it. Tastes exactly the same as Cheese Prata.

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?

Excuse me...question-asker, that is kind of rude of you to ask questions like that. Do you think females are toys that are to be played with when one bored? Are they just sitting around on Earth waiting to be poked around with? Are their living spaces a "field" for you to play on? Running around from female to female like playing "squirrel and tree"?!