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The NASN.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Have you ever heard of the NASN? It is a four-man-crap-group. We specialise in Singapore exploring and crap making.

Using advanced technology, we are able to go in-depth into the world of each of our members.

First...Norman Au Hoe Sun (of a bitch)

He is strong, muscular, and specialise in exaggerated crap. He works in KFC and is under-paid with ONLY 3 dollars. His face have millions of pimples which makes it disgusting for his girlfriend to kiss him.



Second...Mohamed Afiq Bin Mohamed Ismail Bin Mohamed Shariff

He is small, highly agile and have high stamina. He specialise in funny crap. He works in West Coast Park Macdonald's which is quite near to his new school :Commonwealth Secondary School. He ALWAYS go out for more than 12 hours at a time.


p.s. He is not digging his nose.

Third...Nashfiqhdar Binte Nasuha

He is A BIT bigger than Afiq and only talk about MRT and sex. He specialise in nonsense crap and he have no jobs. He sucks.



Last AND least...Ahmad Syafiq Binte Khairunisa

He is fat, big, but not muscular. He cannot crap. He only makes stupid faces which makes the NASN laugh.

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I am SO busy.

Monday, November 27, 2006

From Hannah's blog.

And the quiz is boring when you dont make fun of it. So, I made fun of it.

#1. Are you a chinese or english freako?
Whatever it is, you called me a "freako"

#2. If time is going to stop; what will you possibly do for that time?
If time is going to stop, I cant move.

#3. Prefer a playpool or playground?
I prefer hot babes.

#4. Do you usually gossip others; or being gossiped?
First of all, I dont ask people to tell me that they are gossiping about me.
Second, I hate this question, its like an act of terrorism.

#5. Do you like simple or complicated stuffs?
Do you like mushroom burger or death penalties? (thats the answer)

#6. Do you tackle numbers better; or alphabets?
Depends, I tackle the numbers: "56", "72" and "100091" easily.
I also tackle the alphabet: "a", "y" and "d" easily.

#7. What makes you pissed off?
People who pissed me off always piss me off.

#8. How's your childhood?
I know your adulthood sucks, dont ask me about my childhood.

#9. Do you have inspiration without perspiration?
I use deodorant, so, I have inspiration without perspiration.

#10. Do you think 24 hours is too long, short or just okay?
I think 24 hours is short. Oh wait, there is "tomorrow"

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Is the 9/11 attacks another terrorist attack or not?

Saturday, November 25, 2006


Remember the 9/11 attacks? Everyone does. Everyone knows that planes hit the two towers and the two towers collapsed. The question is...who did it? Some people believes that it is a plot, such as Nash and Norman. I think I know why they believe that it is a plot.

First of all, rather than watching documentaries or reports, they only watch conspiracies and conspiracies, mostly on youtube or conspiracy sites. They leave out all the evidence that it is not a plot and only knows the evidence that it is a plot. And so they believe that it is a plot.

If you think that it is a plot, its the same as saying:-

"The government of the United States of America, which has a large number of people in it, all agree to destroy the towers, which has hundreds of businessmen and important people in it, and if the towers collapse, could damage the economy of the United States, and they will all blame Al-Qaeda or other terrorists."

Anyway...

"I also bombed my own house and said that it was terrorists that bombed them."

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My conversation with the POTUSOA

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Since I have no other topics to write about, I will post about my (fake) conversation with The President of the United States of America (Bush).

Afiq: Do you like being a president?
Bush: No, I hate it, I got no time to play online games and my Maplestory account is only level 5!!!
Afiq: Do you think that playing online games is an act of terrorism?
Bush: Yes, Saddam Hussein plays online games, Osama plays online games, I myself play online games.
Afiq: What are your favourite games?
Bush: Counterstrike and Star Wars: Attack of the Middle East Terrorists
Afiq: Who do you think caused the 9/11 tragedy?
Bush: Actually, the pilot was caught drunk and we told him to jump off the place OR ELSE.
Afiq: No one was controlling the plane?
Bush: Yup, no one was controlling the plane. We saved the pilot from death!!!
Afiq: And you killed hundreds more.
Bush: They are just Americans, I love pilots more.
Afiq: Right...

Thats all. If you like it, TAG. If you dont, TAG that you hate it.

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Smokers united (to die together)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Your life would have lasted for more than 100 years, but, because of other smokers, or because you smoke, you end up dying when you are younger than 80. Smoking sucks. Face it. Not only you lit the cigarette, but when you lit the cigarette, the cigarette goes to the after life, just like what happened to the World Trade Center.

I believe that smokers are terrorists. They shorten other people's lives and will never stop until the addiction stops. Even if they contribute to Singapore's economy(by buying cigarettes), they are a worthless piece of crap and they need great attention from MOH.

They dont treasure their life and money.

Look at this picture and see how cool smoking can get:-

(click on image for a much CLEARER view)


So...lets all make smoking an act of terrorism!!!

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Class outing at Sentosa? Or just a group coming from the same class?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

(There is no image from my camera because my cable got a problem)

(Sorry, eh?)

Yesterday I went to Sentosa for a class outing. Great huh? The whole class going out, playing TOGETHER, swimming TOGETHER, cycling TOGETHER. But that didnt happened. What I saw was three main significant groups.

1) The Swimmers
2) The Mat-warmers
3) The Sportsmen

The swimmers are basically those who went to the beach, and SWIM, or dig the sand, or sit down there talk with their girlfriends. This group is constantly moving, as in, moving their bodies, not moving away from the meeting point.

The mat-warmers are basically the people who sit down on the mat, do nothing, be emotional, talk with the group members and are boring. Either they didnt bring extra clothings, or they suck at swimming.

The sportsmen are...err...they cycle at disappear. This group appears to be going to the class outing, and then separating from the rest, which makes the class outing a group outing instead.

The Events

These are some of the "events" that happened in the outing that is significant enough for me to write about.

1) The death of Jeryl

We bury Jeryl, as in, some people bury Jeryl in the sand and Norman and me took pictures o him!!! WOW!!! After that, he moved. He became alive again. Good thing.

Here are some picture courtesy of Norman Au Hoe Sun:-

2) The Vivocity-stuff

We went to Vivocity after we swam at Sentosa(or cycled) and we ate there since it was raining like hell and heaven. We overtook the playground near Long John Silver and we injure some other kids who were caught in the nasty crossfire, just like what happened in the War of Vietnam, or the US coalition of Iraq, or the North Korean nuclear war.

Pictures of this event will be posted some time later.

3) The report to the police

Me, Norman and Nash (and the rest of the class) were walking to Harbourfront center when we saw two guys selling pirated DVDs near an overhead bridge. Norman decided to call the police and report the matter to them. He took distant photos of the guys faces, and Afiq(http://fiqo.blogspot.com) took NEAR photos of his face(due to his unlimited braveness).

The pictures of this event will NEVER be posted.

Ok, then.

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What to do and what not to do in McDonalds

Sunday, November 19, 2006

With my experience in lobbying(cleaning up stuffs in the lobby), I present to you my FAQ and guide to lobbying. This is useful for restaurant cleaners, foreign workers and prostitutes.

Tip 1)

If you get nervous when you are near a group of pretty girls, the President of the United States or Saddam Hussein, DO NOT PANIC. They are just humans, they cant kill you, oh wait, except for Saddam Hussein. As for pretty girls, steal their wallets, then, cut their neoprint photos, they will, I repeat, they will panic and run for their lives.

Tip 2)

Buy shoes with little friction, then, slide around. In this way, you will look as if you are doing your work with ease and speed. Example? If you look at ice-skaters, they seems to be skating with great speed, but wait...they are still in that small icy compound. Some more, you can intentionally accidentally crash into a pretty girl of some sort.

Tip 3)

Do not ask pretty girls for telephone numbers(especially when you are an UnGlay). Why? They will show you attitude, example? Read the conversation below:-

You: Eh, I need your telephone number in case of an emergency.
Girl: As in? You want to call me or ask me for a fire extinguisher?
You: Probably both.
Girl: NEVER!!! I dont have much time!!! I have to take neoprints tomorrow, the next day, next week, after I reincarnate AND my parents have to burn a paper neoprint machine for ME!!!
You: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO LARH CIBAI!!!

Tip 4)

Ask your manager for more tips.

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I am VERY busy this few days so if you are calling me in the afternoon, I will be at work, outside, or sleeping. I am only free from 12.00am to 2.00am (I sleep late, dont worry). If you dont care about me...

"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO LARH CIBAI!!!"

I'm off to Sentosa tomorrow for class outing. Congrats to myself.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

I seem to be busy with the NASN and with my job. And I seem to run out of topic this few days.

So help me.

Tag with the topics you want me to write about. The more the merrier. The less the reirrem.

Thank you.

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"With me around, your picture will always be taken"

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Have you watched "candid camera", of course you did. If you dont, ignore the previous sentence. My brother was playing my Xbox and I took this opportunity to take stupid poses and idiotic faces of him. It feels great when its stupid, unless you say "my heart is broken" or "we have to let go" or anymore emo stuff.

(There is a picture when he is eating)

So here are the pictures:-

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"There's the MRT and you wont use it?"

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

A few days ago, the NASN (Norman, Afiq, Syafiq, Nash) went to city hiking. It just means hiking...in the city. How cool is that? Buildings replace trees, businessmen replace animals. We walked from Raffles Place to Tanjong Pagar to Marina Bay. Its not as boring as you think, its as nice as you did not think.

This is the map of where we went (fuzzy image):-

The Lines indicates where we walked, the red lines indicates where we were not affected by rain, the blue line indicates where we were affected by the VERY HEAVY RAIN.


As a result, we took pictures!!! We are not like girls: When girls take pictures, they MUST pose, put their fingers somewhere stupid, smile, act cute(applicable to those who are not cute or pretty). For the NASN: When the NASN take pictures, they take it without warning, resulting in stupid faces and funny poses.

Do you know only a part of the road gets wet by the rain? The reason is...we were lucky enough to stand in middle of the "rain transition". One side is raining while the other side is not. Cool eh? Rare chance for someone to stand at the right place at the right time with a camera.

Pictures in Raffles Place:-

Pictures in Tanjong Pagar:-

Pictures in Marina Bay:-

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Hate mail (if you're a vulgarity-hater, dont read this post)

Monday, November 13, 2006

I received a nationalist hate mail in youtube.com from Rittocho today. I still dont know why he sent me the message, but I dont care.

So here it is:-
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Subject: hey u fucking mexican phillipino heritage, u're one pathetic ignorant of ur ugly mother and families

Message:

Peru the most beautiful countrｙ in the whole galaxy, of course Peru will always rule for the whole eternity!! Peru N' Japan forever N ever, Peru has the largest and the largest colony of Japanese, Chinese and Europeans after Brazil, Peru Carajo, Our Peru Por La Gran Puta!! PERU, To The Top Of The World, Our Peru!! The Best country in the world!! The Best One For Always!! Most Legitimate Japanese ppl, Chinese N Europeans (germans, italians etc) Live in Peru. Such A Beautiful Country YOSHA!!

Peru, Peru to The Top Of The World, to the love of Peru, our most beautiful country in the galaxy for ur information!!!

u're just a dick, u fucking phillipino heritage
ugly son of ur ugly and ugly fucking monster of ur prostitute mother u son of SATAN

FUCKING SHIT, IF I WERE THERE I WOULD FORCE U 2 SUCK MY COCK AND THE HORSE'S DICK 2, U LITTLE FUCKING UGLY DICK AND I WOULD FUCK UR MOTHER TROUGHT THE HER ANUS UNTIL IT COMES OUT FROM HER JUICE MOUTH !!!

PERU ARE WHITE U PIECE OF MY COCK, THEIR WHITE,THEIR ASIANS (NIHONJIN AND CHINESE) THE BACKGROUND OF PERU IS THE MOST CONSIDERABLE BEAUTIFUL LEGITIMATE BACKGROUNDS OF PERU IN THE WHOLE GALAXY 4 UR INFORMATION PATHETIC IGNORANT PHILLIPINO HERITAGE, I LOVE PERU, AND U SHOULD RESPECT PERU FOR IT'S BEAUTY, CUZ PERU IS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL, IT'S AWESOME WHEN U SEE MACCHU PICHU AND THE LINES OF NAZCA, PERU N' JAPAN 4EVER N FUCKING EVER

PERU JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

U fucking PHILLIPINO SHIT, IM GOTTA CRACK UR HEAD U LITTHE PIECE OF MY COCK, AND I WILL MAKE U SUCK MY COCK THROUGH UR THROAT UNTIL IT COMES FROM UR ANUS AND I WILL MAKE UR MOM MY PROSTITUTE, IAM GOTTA RAPE HER TRHOUGHT ALL HER ANUS AS SHE MOANS, PLZ STOP, STOP, STOP, NO, NO, OUU PLZ, NO, AS SHE SAYS THAT I WILL PENETRATE HER DELICIOUS VAGINA AS I GRAB HER DELICIOUS AND NICE BUT-CHICKS AND ALSO GRABING HER HAIR AS I FUCK HER, NO I SHOULD SAY AS I PENETRSATE HER WITH MY 11FOOT COCK!!!

u phillipina heritage fucking prostitute, don't even think about in puttin another fucking dumb shit and ignorant comment of ur own cuntry if u did not know it!! alright!!!!????? ur Own Country wich is the extremely beautiful country of Peru, don't even touch the fucking keyboards or i will penetrate ur anus u ugly fucking daughter of a prostitute phillipina backgroudns or even a legitimate family phillipino alright u fucking little pussy i will fuck u up not only u and ur mother which she has a nice, big, and delicious ass or i should say a DELICIOUS vagina!!!!! did u really understand that???
Peru will always rule, always, Peru the most beautiful countrｙ in the whole galaxy, of course Peru will always rule for the whole eternity!! Peru N' Japan forever N ever, Peru has the largest and the largest colony of Japanese, Chinese and Europeans after Brazil, Peru Carajo, Our Peru Por La Gran Puta!! PERU, To The Top Of The World, Our Peru!! The Best country in the world!! The Best One For Always!! Most Legitimate Japanese ppl, Chinese N Europeans (germans, italians etc) Live in Peru. Such A Beautiful Country YOSHA!!

Peru, Peru to The Top Of The World, to the love of Peru, our most beautiful country in the galaxy for ur information!!!

Peru the most beautiful countrｙ in the whole galaxy, of course Peru will always rule for the whole eternity!! Peru N' Japan forever N ever, Peru has the largest and the largest colony of Japanese, Chinese and Europeans after Brazil, Peru Carajo, Our Peru Por La Gran Puta!! PERU, To The Top Of The World Our Peru!! The Best country in the world!! The Best One For Always!! Most Legitimate Japanese ppl, Chinese N Europeans (germans, italians etc) Live in Peru. Such A Beautiful Country YOSHA!!

u're just a dick, u fucking phillipino heritage
ugly son of ur ugly and ugly fucking monster of ur prostitute mother u son of SATAN

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I actually find this message funny. Not only did he insist that his country is nice, he also thinks that I am Filipino. Great huh? Stupid people sending me stupid hate mails which I dont even take seriously. He just wasted time writing this mail.

And here is my reply to him:-
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Message:
Quite interesting. You sent a message to me that I am a Filipino. I am sorry to say that you have sent the message to the wrong person. I am from extremely strictly clean Singapore and I think Peru is a great country, only if I am talking to you.

Next time, go to http://fiqo.blogspot.com and tag your vulgarities there too, I will be glad to reply to it. And there goes your youtube account, unless I don't report this to the administrator or something.

Good Bye Peru guy.

Go to http://fiqo.blogspot.com to insult me.

And thanks for actually writing me the hate mail

With much love,
Owner of http:/fiqo.blogspot.com

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So that is it.

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LOVE YOUR REPLY =D Stylish. Cool.

By Blogger alqx, at April 29, 2007 10:05 PM  



You can't say "no" to a pretty assistant manager

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Working in mac is real fun, and also tiring. It greatly depends on who you are working with and what are you working as. If you're working as the lobby-guy, you will be maintaining the cleanliness of the mac. If you're working as the kitchen guy or kitchen girl, you will be cooking and frying food, which is more stress and more tiring than being the lobby guy(explains why I am always the lobby guy).

It is a great thing I have great managers, they don't scold you like the school discipline committee, instead, they tell you the right way to do things and I will just listen and follow. Great leadership skills, hopefully the school discipline committee learns it.

And the best thing is, I got a (very) pretty assistant manager(with a sweet voice)!!! She will just talk to you and you will reply with, "yeah, ok, of course, may I help you, need some help, thats easy, its great" instead of "so difficult, heavy arh, you do yourself, I am busy, whatever, cannot be larh".

As for my colleagues, I have friendly guys and pretty girls who keep saying, "Oh, so small, so cute" and "Darling, thank you" to me(in Chinese or English or Malay, ok, mostly English). They're not people who say, "It's NOT my fault, it's YOURS, so do it yourself" or "I am SO handsome, I need more pretty people". Most of the time, about 60 precent of those working in the restaurant is females.

If I had chosen other workplace I would have regretted. (lucky me.)

Dont comment on this post please...

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Read it.

Friday, November 10, 2006

I went to my cousins house just now. It was fun. Then, I go to the bus, I waited for so long!!! And then, I go home, bathed. It was 1.3om in the afternoon. I was so bored. I played online RPG for hours. It was fun. I want to play them again and again.

Then, I go to my room, and sleep for a few hours. Should have slept longer!!! I had to bath after that. It was refreshing after bathing. Then, I go to the bus stop. It was fun. Then I go to my friends house, then I go to this place. After that, that place.

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Was the first two paragraph even interesting to read?

Did you expect me to write it in the first place?

After reading some blogs in the blogosphere, I find this kind of posts stupid and boring. Who the hell want to know where you went in the afternoon or at night? Have...your mother and your girlfriend.

Oh yeah...I can make my post seem longer:-

I went to my cousins house just now.
It was fun.
Then, I go to the bus, I waited for so long!!! And then, I go home, bathed.
It was 1.3om in the afternoon.
I was so bored.
I played online RPG for hours.
It was fun.
I want to play them again and again.

Then, I go to my room, and sleep for a few hours.
Should have slept longer!!!
I had to bath after that.
It was refreshing after bathing.
Then, I go to the bus stop.
It was fun.
Then I go to my friends house, then I go to this place.
After that, that place.

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WOW, my post was SO long. Took me five hours to finish reading it. That was sarcasm by the way. The popular method? Put the sentences in the center, then, press "enter" after every sentence.

Come on larh...if your posts so short dont need to make it look longer, waste bandwidth only.

If you dont like this post, criticise Afiq by commenting on this post or tagging, thank you.

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Ouch...ouch...pain...pain...kidding.

Thursday, November 09, 2006


Went to a clinic to have my typhoid injection...injected into my body. It wasn't as painful as I expected. No blood, no gore, only PG, which is worse than R21 or M18 since you have to bring your parents along (parental guidance). Ask me why I have to take typhoid vaccine.

"Why, Afiq, why must you take the typhoid vaccine???", says ___________ (name)

The reason is...I work in MacDonald's at West Coast. Without the typhoid vaccine, I will ONLY be cleaning and maintaining the Mac, not cooking and frying the food, which is very fast(fast food). I am probably working for the following reasons:

Spend more money.

Waste my time.

Spend more money.

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If you have gone to friendster.com a.k.a I-dont-know-you-bloody-hell-but-I-still-add-you-as-friends.com, you would have seen this kind of testimonial before:-

ENGLISH ; i love you
POLISH ; ja kocham cibie
FRENCH ; je t'aime
HINDI ; hum tumhe pyar karte hae
CZECH ; miluji te
SLOVAKIAN ; lu'bim ta
ITALIAN ; ti amo
UKRAINIAN ; ya tebe kahayu
GERMAN ; ish libe dish
CHINESE ; wo ai ni
GREEK ; s' agapo
HAWAIAN ; aloha wau ia oi
LITHUIANIAN ; tav myliu
KOREAN ; sa rang hae yo
JAPENESE ; aishiteru
ROMANIAN ; te ubsec
BOSNIAN ; volim te
ALBANIAN ; te dua
FILIPINO ; mahal kita
SPANISH ; te amo
PORTUGESE ; amo te
ARABIAN ; annah be hebic

From this, I can assume that this person who wrote this testimonial do not know what language her crush is speaking. Chinese? Malay? Spanish? Crap? Just say "I love you" in English larh, you idiot. You want the whole world to know what you want to say to your crush is it? You think what, FIFA World Cup is it?

Comments are SO appreciated, if you comment on this post, you will get 7 years of good luck, after that, you die of heart cancer.

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Ooo. "I Love You" in all sorts of languages very common.. They think their "I Love You" will be so much me special in a language they dun speak. Oh great im gonna get 7 years of good luck then die of heart cancer. Hahaha.

By Blogger alqx, at April 29, 2007 10:11 PM  



Triple Humanities?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006



I sat in the canteen, feeling a little nervous. I scanned the board, it was frightening. My nerve cells starts to shrink, from 2 cm to 1 cm. I used a long ruler, I didnt know why(ignore this part). And then, my eyes rolled to its primary target, the class list of Secondary 3 2007.

WTH? I got into a triple humanities class!!! Yeah!!! And I realised that I was the only malay boy inside...quite surprising. With my results, I expected myself to start begging on the streets asking for credit cards and cash, with torn clothes, dirty shoes and no wallet. No employer will want me in their company, and I will die a boring life. No one will care for me, they will just let my body decompose in my own house, which is the rubbish bin, beside Vivocity, God placed my home there PURPOSELY so that I will look more poor than I can ever be. Life suck. This should not have happened. I should have studied.

But of course, that did not happened.

Norman is in 3/1. Afiq is in 3/3. Syafiq(Ahmad) is in 3/7. Nash is in 3/6.
This is the total separation of the NASN. But hopefully, next year we will still go out and have fun, only four of us.

No intruders.

No observers.

Oh shit, I just EMO-ed a bit.

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Answers to life's most misunderstood stuff (someone please rephrase this title)

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

In this post, I will answer the questions you all asked, but is not answered in the correct way it should be answered. Thank me if it helps you, if not, criticise Afiq from Singapore or comment on it.

What is the purpose of life?

No such thing. You live, you follow your government. If you live in Cuba, you get the same money everyone gets and you wear similar clothes. If you live in Singapore, you work, pay a lot of fines, listen to the PM, go National Day parade, go home, watch Channel News Asia, sleep, and repeat. If you live in a country where the forests keep burning and affecting the other countries around it, you beg, litter, work, and repeat. Life suck. Die better, you decompose, and reincarnate into a dinosaur.

Why do boys have nipples?

In case all mothers die. Without mothers, all babies will die. When the last mother standing on earth dies, God will send millions of plastic surgeons to extreme makeover all the males to have breasts.

Why is a building a "building" when it is already built?

In most countries, the building builds up dirt. That is why, in Singapore, it is called HDB flat, there is no dirt in any Singapore flats. In other dirty, stinky, unhygienic countries, it is called a "building".

Who is "God"?

I for-god.

Is there such thing as "aliens"?

There is. UFO conspiracy are fake. Aliens land on Earth to build the World Trade Center and the Petronas Towers. We cant expect HUMANS to make them. HOW? We only have our little few centimeters tall bodies. Can you carry the TONS of cement? No right?

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Erm, if there is anyone out there searching for the truth to your questions, kindly tag or comment. It will be most welcomed unless you are a mature freak asking for trouble.

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define mature freak.

By Anonymous miwul, at November 8, 2006 8:34 AM  



Thank you!!!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

I realized I moderated all your comments, and when I look at the comments that are moderated...I saw this:

"that was supposedly funny innit? lame man.. just lame.

and knowing the famous singaporean malay stuck up attitude, you might as well delete this comment eh? hahah, u contribute a speck of dust to the development of singapore and the sedih thing is, you'll never realize it.

fiq, you're too ignorant to know what's funny or not so skip the crap and stop blogging. coz seriously man, you're one of the worst english bloggers. your english sucks and same goes to the content.

my two cents..

(don't cry ah afiq)"

By Afiq at September 25 2006

And, not the AfiQ with the capital Q, but Afiq from Malaysia, which is so near to Singapore, you can throw a stone from Singapore to Malaysia...with a canon.

The quote is a comment on one of my posts, which is great, I like it, it is called "criticising". Movies, books, stuffs need critics to increase their fame. First of all, this critics buy their books, or, in my case, visits my blog which increases my blog counter by "1" every visit.

This guy said that my English sucks, and I also can say that this guy's English sucks, why?

Let me state the English errors in his comment.

1) "singaporean" is spelled with the capital "s" as it is a name. ("Singaporean")
2) Same goes with the "malay". ("Malay")
3) "english" is also spelled with the capital "e". ("English")
4) "You" is spelled as "You" not "u".

He also state that I contribute a speck of dust to the development of Singapore. Correct. I am in an autonomous school named Commonwealth Secondary School as a student. I am not in the workforce and I am not an employer. I study and study and play. This shows that I am not contributing to the development of Singapore-yet.

He also said that my post is "supposedly funny innit? lame man.. just lame." Correct. My post is supposed to be lame. Depending on the wild imagination of my readers, then, it will be funny. This shows that Afiq from not-so-clean Malaysia has no imagination at all.

There is also a contradiction in this guy's comment. First he said that I "contribute a speck of dust to the development of singapore" and then he told me that "the sedih thing is, you'll never realize it." He is stupid. First he tell me an information, then, he tell me that I will NEVER realize the information.

He also said that I am "one of the worst english bloggers". This is true if...he only reads my blog. There are millions of blogs in the blogosphere and not all of them study English as a first language. I therefore conclude that my blog is not "one of the worst english bloggers" as stated by Afiq from Malaysia.

He also said that I have "the famous singaporean malay stuck up attitude". Correct. I also agree that he have "the famous Malaysian malay I-don't-care-about-the-law-if-there-is-no-policeman-looking-at-me attitude."

I therefore conclude that Afiq from Malaysia sucks.

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I can only say one word - lame.

Good English, eh? :p

By Blogger w/h, at November 7, 2006 9:32 PM  

It is not lame.
It's called pissing people who critisize and also making them feel retarded with just a feel neat paragraphs of sweet words and subtle sacarsm =D

By Blogger alqx, at April 29, 2007 10:20 PM  



"Walau eh!!! Four boys disturbing one western girl?"


I really have nothing to post. So, I took a topic from Norman's blog. Which is "superstition".

Based on wikipedia, superstition is "the irrational belief that future events are influenced by specific behaviors, without having a causal relationship." Based on the definition alone...superstition sucks. Why the hell do you all people want to believe in superstition? What is so "super" about it?

Superstition: "It is also a common belief that breaking a mirror will bring seven years of ill fortune."

I agree to this to a certain extent. When you break the mirror, part of the mirror particles will go into your eyes, causing blindness for about seven years, after the seven years, the particles evaporate and your eyes goes back to normal. If you think of it, it has the probability to happen.

Superstition: "Some believe that walking under a ladder will bring bad luck."

I also agree to this. When you walk under the ladder, you will probably hit your head onto the ladder since the ladder is too short based on Norman's picture of a ladder:

Superstition: "Some people believe that it will bring bad luck if you give someone a knife as a gift, and to avoid the bad luck the recipient should exchange the knife for some money (even if it is just one coin), so that "technically" they "bought" the knife, rather than received it as a gift."

I agree to this to a large extent. First, you friend who is giving you the knife is careless, he bring the knife to you, you try to reach for the knife...BUT HE SLIPS AND FALL, stabbing you on your upper left part of your chest. See, it can happen.

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You are wrong.

Friday, November 03, 2006

If you see my tagboard, you can see that Norman wrote this:

"there is no such things as condominiums."

Well, there is. Obviously. Proof?

Oh wait, proof that Norman from Commonwealth Secondary School, living in Bukit Panjang wrote it:-

I.P. Address for 02 Nov 06 14:45 is 220.255.241.75.

Go to http://onelook.com/?w=condominiums&ls=a

And also more proof:-

(pictures of condominiums)

http://www.toronto.ca/auda/2003/images/ideal_condominiums_lg.jpg

http://www.holidaygroup.com/images/resortImages/260.jpg

Conclusion: Condominiums exists. Norman is wrong.

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Dont study in the library, study at home.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Students mugging for examinations is a common sight, as they congregate to have group study sessions, in public areas such as restaurants and libraries.

Samuel Yap, 36, an associate, however, is "puzzled" by the sight of these students using seats in the Central Lending Library at Victoria Street as tables rather than for sitting down, on 31 October, at 1 pm.

This was his email to STOMP:

"I was walking around and I saw plenty of students lying on the seats
and sleeping. I informed one of the librarians immediately, but I
could sense she doesn't bother at all. She walked away and I told the
Customer Service, and then she took action.

But one thing that puzzles me is that students were actually allowed
to use the seats as "tables". The attached picture shows it. Gone
are the good days when the Library was at Stamford Road - No bags, no
books were allowed. The rules were very strict and I think many will
missed those strict rules.

Students these days are really abusing the Library. Isn't it time
the Librarians open their eyes wide?"

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Taken from stomp.com.sg |
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Let me say this in the "I hate students who study in libraries" point of view.

First of all, the library is a "a depository built to contain books and other materials for reading and study" (from onelook.com). Based on the sentence alone, the library is a place that contains books. Oh wait, it says "for reading and study". Doesn't that mean that you can study in a library? No. The sentence says that "books and other materials for reading and study", you can only the study the books and materials in the library, not your textbooks or history notes.

Second, the library is a "a collection of literary documents or records kept for reference or borrowing". You go to the library, read some books, carry them over to the "I want to borrow this book" counter, borrow the books, and get out.

There is no third for this "I hate students who study in libraries" point of view version.

"I love studying in the lbrary" point of view tomorrow. Thank you for being patient.

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typo error?

"can only the study the books and materials in the library,"

By Blogger alqx, at April 29, 2007 10:25 PM  



I KENA ghosts!!!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I experienced something weird yesterday night. Fortunately, I lived to tell the story. I also had a camera in my hands which I had used to take the pictures of the REAL FLOATING ghosts spotted in my bedroom.

Click on the pictures for a SCARIER view of the ghosts!!!

Here are the pictures (not for the faint-hearted):-

If anyone have any idea where this ghosts come from, please comment!!!

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Your house.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at November 1, 2006 1:10 PM  

From photoshop.

By Anonymous Ax, at December 10, 2006 9:40 PM  

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