What the hell.
In the recent Prison Break episode (always "first" on Channel 5), a Jemaah Islamiah leader escaped from the Singapore Detention Center. Many viewers were stunned. Why is such an interesting episode made up? Isnt Prison Break supposed to be a boring serial drama where a guy escaped a prison by bribing an officer US$50? No, this is one the most anticipated Prison Break episode ever, winning 3 Grammy awards and 5 Oscars.
In this episode, Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) detainee Mas Selamat bin Kastari escaped from the Whitley Road Detention Centre at 4:05 pm on 27 Feb 2008. Mas Selamat was the leader of the Singapore JI network. He walks with a limp and is presently at large. He is not known to be armed. Extensive police resources have been deployed to track him down.
Viewers were stunned again. Who was the actor? Is it Britney Spears non-bald version? Is it Jay Chou? Here, the webmaster of fiqo.blogspot.com interviews him:-
Fiqo: Are you the fugitive?
Jay Chou: I am a singer, not a fugitive.
Fiqo: Is your nickname Mas Selamat?
Jay Chou: No, duh.
Fiqo: Why?
Jay Chou: My mother, Ms Chou, didn't like the name. She actually wanted to name me "Jay walk", but a group of really-desperate girls protested against it.
Fiqo: That is really unfortunate. Ok, bye, I do not want to see your face anymore. Anyway, there are a lot of really-desperate girls behind you now.
The episode employed extreme advertising. One of these was to really make the whole of a nation think that a terrorist has escaped from a local prison. Many posters were put up around Singapore to tell viewers when the episode will be broadcasted.
These are some places where he could really be hiding.
1) In a girls toilet.
A female toilet usually consists of three cubicles, no urinals, 5 sinks, a very long queue and a group of girls. If he is inside a girl's toilet, no policeman will go in to find him, this is because he is a boy and usually the policemen themselves are males, so they cant go in.
2) Inside a prison.
He escaped from prison. So, no one will search the prisons for him. Thus, by hiding in a prison while escaping from prison, he can avoid any form of suspicion by any person in Singapore. That is the prove.
3) In his house.
After a tiring walk from the prison, he will take a 198 bus home using his EZ-Link which has a concession pass for buses. Then, he will take his key from his wallet, go into his house, and sleep. See the logic?
Yes, I will not tell you anymore about this episode. Watch it on Channel 5.
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What you have read may be nonsense but a Jemaah Islamiah Leader escaping from prison is not.
If you see him or even someone that looks like him, call 999 immediately. Labels: crap, Random Interest
doubleoxm, at
March 2, 2008 1:40 AM
