On this day, many crushes will be crushed.
As in, on this day, many couples will be created. From all walks of life, nerdy, sexy, show-off, bossy or shitty people, all of these people will stead or marry today. The amount of shotgun steads created on this day will be prodigiously huge. It is amusing to see students so young and innocent yet their skirts are as high as the World Trade Centre that was collapsed when three planes accidentally hit the buildings.
Why is this day so special?
No, it is not special. It is not a public holiday nor it is a school holiday. Worse still, I have an English supplementary lesson on this day. How exasperating. Not many people know what Valentine's Day is all about, that includes me. All they do is give gifts to their darlings and honeys and girls and say: "Happy Valentine's Day". Some do not even know that is spelt as "Valentine's" and not "Valentines".
Yes, it makes a good excuse to give something to someone you really like on this day. A convenient excuse (or "reason"), I shall say. The thing about this day is that it may not be so special for your loved one after all. You may be giving her something, but three/four/five other people may also be giving her/him something. This will dilute the effect that you want to give to her/him.
I know. I am being extremely utilitarian. But...life is a rollercoaster.
My school is selling roses at a price to the students. Why roses? Roses will wither and die a horrible death, probably thrown into a disposal or the petals will slowly detach, giving the rose a slow and painful death. Roses are impractical. Look at it, is there anything that we can do to it that will make it useful? You cant replant it, we are in Singapore, we dont have enough land. Also, do you know that roses have thorns that can kill? Do you want to be convicted for murder? Obviously not. So why are you giving your loved ones roses!!!
Chocolate? Chocolate is a great source of fats and one bar of chocolate with 50 percent cocoa will give you the same amount of bad fats a McSpicy burger will provide. You certainly would not want your girlfriend to be an avoirdupois* (another word for overweight, it sounds nicer and no one knows what it means).
Ok, thats all there is for this week.
School is overwhelmingly overwhelming.Labels: crap, Random Interest
