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Total Defence Day

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wikipedia:

Total Defence (Chinese: 全民防卫; Malay: Pertahanan Mutlak; Tamil: --) is a concept introduced by the government of Singapore in 1984 to improve readiness in matters related to the defence and national security of Singapore, and is partly based on similar concepts in Switzerland, Denmark and Sweden. In fact, the concept has very close similarities (including the “five aspects of Total Defence”, discussed below) to the 1972 adopted Total Defence concept in Austria. This concept rests on the notion that the defence of the country cannot rely only on the regular armed forces. Thus the concept declares that government agencies, private sector organisations and all Singaporeans are to be involved in an effort to deal with security threats facing Singapore. It can be compared to the concept of total war.

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Total Defence is a concept where people are to defend totally.

Total Defence Day was on February 15 this year, quite a long time ago. Many schools participated in it and many pupils had much fun with the programmes that they organised.

Primary schools adopted the "Pupil-soldier Integration ProgrammE" aka PIPE. In this programme, 3 pupils from every class was sent to Afghanistan to participate in the counter-terrorism effort.

Voluntary Enlistment.

They were given Sar-21s to combat against the terrorists. This is an interview with one of the pupils:-

Me: How was the trip to Afghanistan?
Pupil: It was fun, bullets ricochet around the terrain and one of my friends was hit by a bullet.
Me: So what happened to him?
Pupil: He died.

Not only that, kindergarten pupils were given crayons and drawing papers and were asked to draw pictures of Saddam Hussein and rifles. Prisoners from the middle east was brought into the classroom where they gave a speech that really inspired the pupils...

"Many people have died from these attacks, they are innocent by-standers doing their usually stuff - eating, drinking, walking and reading books. The books were named 'harry potter' and it speaks about a wizard whose forehead had a scar. The scar is coloured red and blue. The scar is quite big, as big as a snail. This scar resembled terrorism."

Jay Chou had a concert in Singapore last month. It was cancelled because of terrorism.

Secondary schools students were sent to Iraq to interview Osama Bin Laden, who have successfully hid in a female toilet for 3 years and 4 months. In the interview, one of the secondary school student was kidnapped but his parents were told that the he is in safe hands and is living in Hotel 81 with three other soldiers.

A real life attack simulation was held at Boon Lay MRT. The operation was called Operation Northstar. A bomb was placed in a briefcase and was exploded in front of a "chio bu". Many boys criticised the operation, life sucks for them~

Boys from the schools were given an intro to army life.

"We use counterstrike to simulate a REAL LIFE attack scene in an urban setting."

"We use Barbie dolls to motivate the soldiers."

"We do not use guns, we simply throw the bullets with our hands."

"Our GPS guiding system that controls air units is actually a PSP."

"Our ships can float."

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What happens.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

THINGS happen in my life. I rarely open up to the internet world as I find it scary in a way. Anyone can view me, including Jay Chou and Britney Spears. Some of my friends do send me links to other people's blogs and they poked fun at them D: Or worse, my teachers accuse me of insulting them! Nah, I will never do that and I like my current set of teachers, love-love <3

Happenings 1: I spilled coffee while writing a review on another person's blog.

I placed my cup of coffee behind my laptop and continued being engrossed in writing. So much so that I forgot that the cup is there. Out of the blue, an empty bottle fell from my table and I picked it up and threw it behind the laptop. And all hell broke loose.

I didnt want to lick the coffee from the table so I ran to the door (nope, not the towel or tissues) and locked the door, so I dont have to face criticisms from other unwanted commentators. Took a towel and wipe the coffee from the table.

Another problem: I dont really want others to know about this incident, so I folded the towel and put the towel in a cabinet. Remember, the towel was coffee-wet.....and the next day: Ants liberated the cabinet.

Ah yes, everything is now cleaned and life is back to normal :D

Happenings 2: Free neoprints.

HEH. Me and my friends walked pass a neoprint shop, a PINK shop filled with neoprints machines squashed side-by-side. We went in laughing as we were quite alien there: everyone else were girls and more girls thinking that their legs are so nice and combing & such to prepare for the memoriable event where their pictures will be taken together as one big all-female family.

We didnt want to waste our money there and were all full with ice-kacang in our stomachs so we went into one of the machines and took this:-

*Laughs-laughs*

I just used my handphone camera and took a photo of us there. The picture shown is a reduced resolution version of the original wallpaper sized picture, edited due to security reasons.

Background: Neoprint machine
Effects: None
Price: $zero

Happenings 3: Sleeping Patterns Change

I sometimes see weird things happening in the bus: irritating people who play music using external speakers (or earpieces that ACT like extrenal speakers), touching each other right in front of my eyes (thus making me jealous, depends on the girl, really.) or even smoking in the bus! Yes, I have seen it all and sometimes, even confront them like as if I am so fierce like that.

Recently, there is a new addition to my set of weird experiences, and that is a man who sleeps in the bus...

Like this:

Hehe, that is all for this rare random ranting of me.

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The General Formula of Pretty Girls

Friday, May 09, 2008

A general formula could be said as a stereotyped view towards something when speaking in social terms. But that doesnt matter.

Pretty girls are a species whereby a human being is a girl and has a symmetrical face from left to right, or what we call, "beauty". This post will explore what pretty girls always do and act generally. When I say that a girl is pretty, the girl is pretty, since my taste is obviously better than yours.

1) All pretty girls have money to take neoprints.

Yes, this is true to a large extent. This is a conversation I had with a girl:-

me: Can you give me 5 dollars?
girl: For?
me: sex.
girl: WHAT?
me: Fax.

Did you notice anything? Nothing right...thats why, the conversation was random, I am showing you for fun. Obviously, you are angry at me for making you read something nonsensical, correct? That is because my keyboard is a bit spoilt, especially the letter "x". Just kidding. HAHA, now you really feel stupid. This paragraph have 40 words. Just kidding! Did you go and count?

(the previous paragraph is damn irritating.)

As you can see, these girls look happy: smiling with their cheeks up and hands on their mouth, dont know WHAT THE HELL they are doing, but still, looking cute and pretty. But in their hearts, they are heartbroken because they have to pay 6 dollars for a small picture that will be placed somewhere in their wallets.

2) All pretty girls wear either hotpants or skinny jeans.

All pretty girls wear hotpants or skinny jeans, if they wear a skirt, they are not pretty. If a pretty girl wear a skirt, she is ugly, why? Because she is wearing the skirt wrongly. If the girl do not wear anything, she is naked and thus, she will be raped and molested by all men, especially Jay Chou.

Hot pants are long pants that are divided into fours. The only bad thing about hotpants is that when not-thin people where it, it looks really horrible. They should have a law against not-thin people wearing hotpants. I am blessed with 06/06 eyesight (perfect eyesight), but if they show me a not-thin girl wearing hotpants, my eyes will become mere balls.

3) If two pretty girls meet, they will become lesbians and hold hands.

I see this everywhere. Girls holding hands are a common sight nowadays. They could be many reasons leading to the hand holding of girls. One reason is that they want to show that girls have the power to decide and that they dont need help from a male. This is called girl-power. One documentary on girl power is called Powerpuff Girls. In this show, three girls without fingers and are super short can fly and save the town from evil. But they are under the control of a male, called the Mayor of townsville. So males are still better.

4) All pretty girls have an extremely small bag.

Super small. It is not even a hand bag. It is a wallet.

5) They have more than 721 friends in friendster. (And 13 in real life)

In addition, they have more than 32 images of themselves (only their faces) and 6 other neoprints of them with at least 2 boyfriends per year.

The funny thing is, they take so many pictures of their face alone that many of them look identical. There is no change in smile, no change in frown and definitely no change in pose. So whats the point of posting them all? No idea.

6) They are also very easy to irritate.

me: Hello.
girl: What do you WANT?
me: sex.
girl: WHAT?!
me: fax
girl: oh, I thought you said "text".
me: Anyway, when there is a fire, do not use the lift.
girl: What then, should I use?
me: WATER.

HAHAHAHAHHA.

girl: Shut up larh. I am irritated.
me: Do you know what happens if you are irritated?
girl: No.
me: You suck.

7) All pretty girls are females.

You would not want to see a transvestite. They look gay, and thus, they are gay. Here are two pictures of what you would not want to see.

Many of you may think that I am against and biased towards gays.

YES! That is true. And please do not approach me telling me that they are still humans. Of course I know that they are still humans, that is why they are gays.

(Precaution: Due to parental controls in some regions, some readers may not be able to see the following images which are pornographic and not safe for work. Only readers above the age of 16 can legally see the pictures that you are about to see.

Just kidding.)

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM VIEWING IMAGES BELOW IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 16. THOSE ABOVE THE AGE OF 16, PLEASE SEEK PARENTAL GUIDANCE. THOSE WHO ARE 16 YEARS OLD, YOU SUCK.