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Swine Flu

Sunday, May 03, 2009

As swine flu sweeps the globe, people run around in panic, taking planes back to their home country, and making more panic. Humans who are suspected to be infected with swine flu are quarantined in the nearest Shangri-la 5 star hotel as soon as they arrive from Mexico or a swine flu affected country, such as Swineland, as in, Switzerland. As more and more cases are found around the world, the global community fights back with anti-flu weapons such as flu vaccines, Tamiflu and Tammy Video.

The public is advised to be more hygienic during this imminent outbreak by washing their hands after touching faeces that is on the floor, cleaning their feet after bathing in mud, soaping their bodies once every week and shampooing their hair every five minutes. The public is advised to only be unhygienic after the outbreak.

They are also advised not to cough into their parents mouth, as the pigs that are trapped in their body will travel into their parents, spreading swine flu. This is the number one cause of breast cancer and also the 3rd most frequent cause of the spreading of swine flu in Mexico.

The number one cause of spreading of the swine flu is Airpork. Airpork technology allows pigs to fly. The phrase: "If I ____, pigs can fly." is an indication that swine flu is spread by flying pigs. So far, pigs have flown to America, South Korea, United Kingdom and other countries as shown below.

There are several symptoms that shows that you're infected by swine flu including fever, cough, sore throat and sleepiness. The most obvious symptom is when you look like a pig. The second most obvious symptom is when you are a pig.