Singapore Idol comes here to Singapore for the third time! Singapore Idol 2009 features "higher standards", probably because the previous one was so low, so this time round, it is not as low. Who will be the successor of Hady Mirza? In fact, who is Hady Mirza?
Millions of people queued up for a chance to be the next Singapore Idol. Only the best of the breast, as in, best of the best will make it through the auditions. The idol hopefuls need to satisfy these requirements first even before they can step into the audition room:-
1) One leg. 2) Another leg. 3) Singaporean Citizenship. 4) Never talked to Jay Chou before.
Once they enter the audition room, the real test begins. Faced by three judges, the contestant needs to ensure that he have confidence and capability, an absence of any one of those two pivotal qualities threaten him with rejection. The three judges, after two years of judging, will do something very similar this year.
They will judge.
Their names are Ken Lim and Florence Lian. The third judge is a Dick. Their harsh comments may sadden bad singers, but if you sing well, why worry?! Anyway, rejected idol hopefuls have had their chance to shine after the auditions! Stars such as William Hung have shown bright colours even after their nasty and shameful rejection. Like how the saying goes: Don’t give up, persevere. Or even better, like my saying goes: If you give up, you fail. But if you continue, though you may still fail, you may succeed.
One thing I don’t like about Singapore Idol is that I wasn’t chosen to be the next Singapore Idol. Why didn’t they choose me? My voice is the best. If I stand beside Jay Chou, my looks will make girls flabbergasted. My voice will simply wow them. Jay Chou, though he makes music albums, I make photo albums. Girls prefer photo albums.
Okay, moving away from the sensational topic about Singapore Idol 2009. Many have asked me why I seem to be anti-Jay Chou. Well, this is a sensitive topic. For many years I have been insulting him, making fun of him, and sometimes degrading him into something worse than a dirty filthy drain. We were together before. We were steads. Many girls were jealous. Firstly, I am a guy. Secondly, he is a guy. These facts make us gays. Girls worldwide were furious! One handsome guy WASTED! (though I sometimes think that I am the handsome guy, not Jay Chou.)
Then our relationship became unstable. Jay Chou will sometimes look at women. Why must he look at women? He can only look at me. Only talk to me. And can only touch me. No one else should be communicating with him. Some have said that I am a control freak. WRONG. I am not a control freak. I am a control bitch. Just like an Xbox 360 controller, I control Jay Chou.
So we broke up. Although our relationship was tempestuous at times, he didnt have to break up with me. But oh well, life has to go on. He made his 14th album after our break up, and it was named: "Horrible Break Up Album." or "可怕的分裂专辑."
Some of the songs are:-
1) Gays suck. 2) You are gay, so I am gay. 3) I am happy, gay! As in, yay! 4) Hoogay.
Anyway, the following is a video made by my classmates and I for a school inter-class video competition pertaining to National Day 2009. I know I posted this before. This is a reiteration. Hopefully it doesnt hurt Jay Chou's feelings.
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September 2, 2009 6:00 PM
